Post by Talmon on Aug 20, 2011 18:13:53 GMT -5
Okay so this wasn't my idea nor do I entirely approve but here is a rather perverted fanfic: Be warned it is not for the faint of heart. I would suggest at the very least 16+ but it's better if you are 18+
"Renamon..." the soft voice muttered to the howling winds. He reached for his coke and drank the whole can, thoroughly enjoying it. "You are so... wait there" he paused and reached over to grab some fries, stuffing them in his mouth he continued "Yhoh ahhhbfg soohohhh" he stopped and started to choke, smacking his chest he breathed deeply as the fry flew out of his mouth and hit one of the garden gnomes. He looked around, from his bedroom window sill he had the perfect viewpoint if anyone was coming. His house's soft brick finish on the outside made him wonder. 'Why is Renamon so cold, it's not that I wouldn't like to snuggle with her and warm her up but if I licked her, I think my tongue would stick, and I sure do love to lick...' his train of thought ending as a crow cawed. It was getting late. Maybe he should go to bed, there he could do things that he couldn't on a window sill, like using his laptop.
As he thought of her soft furry outer coating and hard inner shell and her nougaty center he had to double check his pants wern't leaking. After checking he dropped the drink below, he wouldn't be wet tonight. As he clambered back in he engulfed the fries and clambered into bed. Turning on his phone he read a text from Rika. He pressed open tentatively and read it slowly "So, when do you wanna meet up, if you can play in the bedroom as well as you do on the soccer field then I'm sure we will be just fine. Rika xxxxx" he thought deeply, maybe Renamon wouldn't accept his advances, then he'd be stuck with Rika. No, he had to soldier on, he clambered up and walked over to his toy soldiers to formulate an attack strategy. "We go in from behind?" he asked himself. "Nah, it'll be heavily guarded but anyone can go through the front doors!" he exclaimed, he grinned at his brilliant plan and hopped into bed as his mum knocked on the door. "Ken, honey, are you still up?" she asked. Ken didn't reply and his mother quickly left. "Tommorow my dear Renamon, tommorow..." Ken said with a smile.
He rolled over and tried to get some sleep after his tissue box was empty, it turned out they wern't ultra-absorbent. "How about we do it now, big boy..." a husky voice muttered. Ken rolled over in shock. "Renamon!?" he hissed, aware that his mum and possibly Rika were nearby. "We are alone, and I know you want me, so let's do it. Sexy..." Renamon said, her voice was chisseled and masculine, Ken took a second look at her. "Renamon, you realise I'm a guy, right?" Ken asked tentatively. Renamon nodded "I don't mind as long as you are ready to party..." her voice was quickly beginning to worry Ken, he saw she was already under the covers so he leaned in to kiss her. His lips touched hers and he touched her cheek, slipping down her neck he paused, he felt a lump, well he'd tell her after, after all, if he got lucky she could go to the doctors alone.
His hand slipped further down and he felt for breasts, there were none. He felts Renamon's furry paw feel out his own body with smooth, but effective movements. "Two seconds" he said with a face full of her saliva, he reached over and updated his status and turned back "Where were we?" he asked with a grin. Renamon lunged in and began to kiss him rapidly, working her way down. As she did he continued probing. As he reached waist height he prepared to help Renamon as she was helping him. As he did he paused, he felt something that was like a pole, a metal shaft of sorts. "Renamon did you bring a weapon into the bedroom?" Ken asked. "Only one" Renamon replied. Ken nodded "Fine, let's move it then" he said with a smile. "I think you'd love it if it were still attached" Renamon said with a wink.
Ken screamed for help, but no one heard when his mouth was full of fur. Several hours later Renamon stumbled home, carrying his boxers and a smile. Ken was never the same.
I hope it was funny, and not too perverted, as I really don't think I could do perverted.
"Renamon..." the soft voice muttered to the howling winds. He reached for his coke and drank the whole can, thoroughly enjoying it. "You are so... wait there" he paused and reached over to grab some fries, stuffing them in his mouth he continued "Yhoh ahhhbfg soohohhh" he stopped and started to choke, smacking his chest he breathed deeply as the fry flew out of his mouth and hit one of the garden gnomes. He looked around, from his bedroom window sill he had the perfect viewpoint if anyone was coming. His house's soft brick finish on the outside made him wonder. 'Why is Renamon so cold, it's not that I wouldn't like to snuggle with her and warm her up but if I licked her, I think my tongue would stick, and I sure do love to lick...' his train of thought ending as a crow cawed. It was getting late. Maybe he should go to bed, there he could do things that he couldn't on a window sill, like using his laptop.
As he thought of her soft furry outer coating and hard inner shell and her nougaty center he had to double check his pants wern't leaking. After checking he dropped the drink below, he wouldn't be wet tonight. As he clambered back in he engulfed the fries and clambered into bed. Turning on his phone he read a text from Rika. He pressed open tentatively and read it slowly "So, when do you wanna meet up, if you can play in the bedroom as well as you do on the soccer field then I'm sure we will be just fine. Rika xxxxx" he thought deeply, maybe Renamon wouldn't accept his advances, then he'd be stuck with Rika. No, he had to soldier on, he clambered up and walked over to his toy soldiers to formulate an attack strategy. "We go in from behind?" he asked himself. "Nah, it'll be heavily guarded but anyone can go through the front doors!" he exclaimed, he grinned at his brilliant plan and hopped into bed as his mum knocked on the door. "Ken, honey, are you still up?" she asked. Ken didn't reply and his mother quickly left. "Tommorow my dear Renamon, tommorow..." Ken said with a smile.
He rolled over and tried to get some sleep after his tissue box was empty, it turned out they wern't ultra-absorbent. "How about we do it now, big boy..." a husky voice muttered. Ken rolled over in shock. "Renamon!?" he hissed, aware that his mum and possibly Rika were nearby. "We are alone, and I know you want me, so let's do it. Sexy..." Renamon said, her voice was chisseled and masculine, Ken took a second look at her. "Renamon, you realise I'm a guy, right?" Ken asked tentatively. Renamon nodded "I don't mind as long as you are ready to party..." her voice was quickly beginning to worry Ken, he saw she was already under the covers so he leaned in to kiss her. His lips touched hers and he touched her cheek, slipping down her neck he paused, he felt a lump, well he'd tell her after, after all, if he got lucky she could go to the doctors alone.
His hand slipped further down and he felt for breasts, there were none. He felts Renamon's furry paw feel out his own body with smooth, but effective movements. "Two seconds" he said with a face full of her saliva, he reached over and updated his status and turned back "Where were we?" he asked with a grin. Renamon lunged in and began to kiss him rapidly, working her way down. As she did he continued probing. As he reached waist height he prepared to help Renamon as she was helping him. As he did he paused, he felt something that was like a pole, a metal shaft of sorts. "Renamon did you bring a weapon into the bedroom?" Ken asked. "Only one" Renamon replied. Ken nodded "Fine, let's move it then" he said with a smile. "I think you'd love it if it were still attached" Renamon said with a wink.
Ken screamed for help, but no one heard when his mouth was full of fur. Several hours later Renamon stumbled home, carrying his boxers and a smile. Ken was never the same.
I hope it was funny, and not too perverted, as I really don't think I could do perverted.
Awesome Sig by Tal
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