When it's late...

[Talmon]

This is about my XAT times, regular forumies, I don't expect you to have any idea about it.

Rora sat on Agumon's head "Come on, Elf is waiting!" she screamed while clapping her hands excitably. She wore a one piece black lycra outfit and had her hair hanging over her shoulders. Azmad leapt out from behind a tree with gotsumon, swinging a branch into Rora's face "TROLLOP!" he shouted with glee as it collided with her and knocked her to the floor. Crimson quickly leapt down from the tree and bum-dropped Azmad. "Are you alright my love?" he asked, kissing her hand. Rora smiled and punched him "I use that hand for reading!" she screeched.

The cold desert ground quickly began to shake as a voice could be heard "Oh KAY!" "KAY!!!!" it called, like a banshee on steroids. Kay appeared from underneath a rock with her lipstick smeared. She wore a red mini-skirt and a black boob tube. Her high heeled red shoes helped her reach the princely height of 4ft 9in. There was the sound of a loud fart and a tight-lipped young woman walked across the cracks in the desert in nothing but bare feet and a thong "I'm BAWS!" she shouted. "Kim, cover up, my fellow hoe" Ken shouted as she leapt down from Tyrannamon, wearing a pencil skirt and a tight top.

Az climbed back up and prepared to retrollop Rora, but the sound of a whip cracking, made him cower in fear. Lady P had arrived, wearing nothing but an xxxl t-shirt. "Az, what are you doing out of my bed, return now!" she shouted. "Pika Pika" Chaos said with a giggle as he rolled out from one of the cracks. As he did the sound of a heavy thud was heard. Rana was here, he swung his large pink platform shoe forwards, as his fishnet tights began to snap he reapplied his makeup. "Hey girlfriends!" he shouted, in a husky voice. Jerk giggled and leapt out of the helicopter, landing on ranamon "I touched boob!" he shouted. "Oh wait, it's... EUGHHHH!" he shouted. Digialpha appeared and began throwing out pamphlets "READ MY GENIUS, NOW BETCHES!" He squealed with glee as he began to tire out.

Bacondancer arrived with nothing but a gun "I'm back betches, my ban expired" he shouted, firing his spam cannon in every direction, those who were uncovered began to cower in fear. Until Digileader's throne could be heard, or more likely Deviji carrying digileader's throne "So, what'd I miss?"

As a side note: reapa was dancing the entire time.

[Talmon]

Revised version:

Rana snapped his pink platforms together and shouted "heel" to ken, she was a small yukimibotamon, who loved Rana's fishnet tights, belt and tube top ensemble. He wore bangles all the way down both arms, and from the neck up he was orange and pink. "Hey girlfriends!" he shouted in a husky tone.

Rora appeared on the back of Storm, the Dorugamon; wearing nothing but a one piece lycra outfit. "Hey Rana my betch!". It didn't take long for Az and Jerk, his gotsumon to pop out and smack her with a tree branch "Trolloped on your doorstep!" he shouted and began to laugh uncontrollably. Crimson jumped down with Reapa, his Falcomon, they landed on Az's shoulders "Die Mimi, for hurting Rora!" Crimson shouted. Az shrugged and pushed crim off, grabbing his old banhammer, he smacked Crimson away.

Rora climbed back up and frowned as she saw a cut on her hand "That's my reading hand betch!" she squealed with a grin. She struck out and hit Jerk hard, knocking him onto the floor. Lady P appeared and cracked her whip "AZ, return now!" she called, she wore a baggy t-shirt and a thong "I will woman, I will, I'm not a pokemon!" Az shouted. Lady P sighed "Fine, when you come home you ain't getting lucky!" she shouted. Her and her digimon; Karen the Agumon left quickly. Az ran off.

Kay clambered out from under a rock with her lipstick smeared and her mini-skirt and boob-tube disorientated. She wore high-heeled red shoes and had a look of determination. With her was Kim, the ladydevimon "Come my fellow hoe, let's go!" she shouted, and they began to rush towards elf. Digialpha appeared from the sky with pamphlets, and fell onto Rana "Well atleast I struck boob, wait, no, please, no!!!!!!!!" he squealed. As he did Joymax, the numemon dropped down onto him, squishing him. "Hey dudes, I'm gunna do nothing, trollolololol." Joymax said.

As he did Bacon appeared, carrying a spam canon "Aint no ban gunna keep me away!" he shouted. "Komm Chaos!" he shouted as he began to fire the spam canon. "Ja, Bacon, Ich liebe dich. Wo ist Rana, die Transen? Er ist eine grosse fehler aus mutter natur!" Chaos, the Apocalymon shouted. Bacon nodded "Und wir freunde ist sehr krank im ihre kopfe!" Bacon shouted. But as he did, The sound of Deviji, the garbagemon approaching could be heard. Upon his back was Digileader "Oi, betches, shut up."

In the distance Elf's voice could be heard "Me and my partner won't wait forever you hoes, it's dark in this chamber, I'm scared." he squealed.