Crusadermon's Baby

[Magnamon]

Chapter 1...
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It was not unusual for meetings to be called amongst the Knights, for they lived together. Most were about buying new items and such, but they were always called by the "House Heads" Imperialdramon Paladin Mode, Omegamon, and Alphamon. Now, the other Knights COULD call meetings, but it was not common. Today, Crusadermon called the meeting. The Knights walked in at different intervals, most walking in with their roomate if they chose to do something like that. Roomates were common due to the relative smallness of the Royal Knights' Castle. Now, it was built to allow for expansion, for they hoped to gain more members and facilities. Yet, Paladin was not exactly the richest Digimon in the world. It was alright by the Knights though. They actually enjoyed one another's company for the most part; they had been living together for seven months now.

"Well, uh, thanks for coming.", greeted Crusadermon.

"Someone's a bit nervous.", responded Magnamon, the youngest out of all of them.

"Well, uh, I have something to tell you... I'm-"

"Dying? A vengeful ghost? Infected with a zombie virus and wanted to turn us into your slaves? Zombie slaves I might add. Or do you just want to tell us something that could possibly change the living conditions of this fine home?"

"Magna...", began Dynasmon.

"Yes, my dear draconic DreadNOT?"

"Shut up."

"I know; you've been a real chatterbox as of late."

"Why you-"

"So, Crusadermon, what did you want to tell us?", asked the ever-so-fatherly Paladin.

"Uh, I'm pregnant...", she responded. The collective mental jaws of the thirteen dropped.

"How?!", asked Dukemon.

"W-when?!", asked Omegamon.

"With Who?!", asked a blushing Dynasmon.

"I didn't even know you were a girl.", said Magna with a shrug.

"I didn't know we Digimon could actually breed.", said Sleipmon with a similar shrug. Alphamon turned to Magna and Sleip and said, "How could you not know those things?"

"Yeah, because I look to see if my teamates are female. Honestly, I don't really care."

"Interesting... I must compile more data on this."

"Heh, data in this situation sounds hilarious.", said Ulforce.

"It does doesn't it?", deadpanned Examon.

"No, it sounds rather...odd.", replied Craniamon, who was still not accustomed to the trio of Magna, Exa, and Ulforce's seemingly hive mind of humor.

"Hey, Paladin, I move that we teach Skullhead how to laugh.", said Magna.

"I don't think that is really necessary at this time Magna, considering one of our number is with child.", he replied.

"So, who's the lucky guy?", asked Duftmon.

"Uh, I'd rather not say."

"Exa and I will just do a simple DNA test then.", replied the now-scientific Magna.

"Oh, great, how can we fix THAT?", asked Dukemon.

"Uh, no idea.", replied Paladin.

"Neither do I at the moment.", said Magna.

"Anyway, who's the father?", asked Exa.

"Yes, I would like to know", said Duftmon.

"Same here.", said Ulfore.

"Yeah, tell u-", began Dynas.

"OMEGAMON!", said the annoyed Crusadermon. That silenced the chatter easily.

"Knew it.", said Magna.

"How?", asked Omegamon.

"Saw about twenty percent of it."

"What?! WHEN?!"

"Well..."
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Chapter 2
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Magna had just revealed that he had known about this all along, like he was in on a giant sick joke. Well, Craniamon HOPED it was not a joke; but Magna was known to get people in on these little pranks when he was not changing personalities for no reason. Although, Crusadermon was not the type to lie. The Dreadnought Knight kicked the ground, hoping that Magna was not lying about this.

"...a couple of months ago, I had gotten back from a mission rather early; because we do that when we're not having meetings. As most, if not all, of you know, I go to the training room to cool off after a mission. Well, our caped comrade and our pink-armored companion were the guards that day.", started the golden Knight.

"Uh, story right so far Crusadermon?", asked Alphamon.

"Y-yes...", answered Crusadermon.

"So, that 'girl' thing was a joke right, Magna", asked Ulforce.

"No, I was speaking of you.", was the reply.

"Oh, shut up."

"Back to the story please, I need to go on a mission.", said Dukemon.

"Yes, because your my captive audience. Anywho, I guess Omegamon and Crusadermon decided to relieve the boredom by chasing each other in the training room's obstacle course. Yeah, because THAT always ends well."

"B-be quiet, Magna. Finish the story.", said the blushing Dynasmon.

"Jeez, it's called a joke, angry head. Calm down. So before I was ever so rudely interrupted, Omegamon caught Crusadermon. Well, he didn't exactly CATCH her the way tag is supposed to be caught. He sorta just grabbed her by the waste."

"...That true, Omegamon?", asked Sleipmon. Omegamon embarrasedly nodded.

"Yeah, anywho, Crusadermon took off the Grey Sword arm and I ran to my quarters."

"Suuuuuuuureeeeee ya did.", said Examon.

"No, he did; I remember that night he was freaked out about Omegamon's arm coming off.", said Ulforce, his roomate.

"I thought it was gonna like show a bloody stump, but no, he has a hand there.", said Magna.

"Well, how else would I operate the arms?", asked Omegamon.

"I thought they WERE your arms, i.e. I thought you could control them via your nervous system. Hey, I'm not the one who normally says that.", said the humorous Magna.

"A bit odd...", said Sleipmon.

"Alright, since Magna's little story is over, this meeting is over. You can go to bed, read a book, or have some tea. Dismissed.", said Paladin. They filed out in pairs or one by one. Examon, Magnamon, and Ulforce Veedramon were laughing and talking about Magna's apparent fear of Omegamon's hands, Sleipmon and Duftmon were discussing the new AI they were creating called, "Yggdrasil.", Alphamon and Omegamon were discussing the state of Omegamon's new fatherhood, Crusadermon and Dynasmon, Crusadermon's boyfriend, were discussing their status, Craniamon, SlashAngemon, and Bagramon were discussing the new androids Sleipmon and Duftmon were building called, "Knightmon." Paladin was left alone, as he always was. He limped to his room for some tea, as he always did.

Since I have an update...

[Magnamon]

Crusadermon was enjoying her breakfast of cereal, some toast, and a little of Paladin's tea when Magna went through the wall of the adjacent TV room. She just continued eating.
"Ow, tell you're boyfriend to work on his aim next time.", said Magna.
"You tell him; it's been a little awkward as of late."
"Oh, yeah, getting knocked up by the guy who wears gloves to fight. That would put a strain on the relationship." Crusadermon turned to Magna and gave him a death stare through her armor.
"I'm not helping, am I?"
"No, Magna." Magna was one of the younger Knights. He acted like a teenager most of the time which meant inconsideratedness ran rampant.
"Uh, I think I'm gonna go 'persuade' Dynas to come in through the new door and talk to you.", said Magna.
"Don't do that.", replied Crusadermon. Magna shrugged and flew into the room.

"Hey, Mags, how's the- OW!" Within seconds, Dynasmon was in a chair next to Crusadermon.
"You know, for such a small guy, his power and aim are impeccable.", said Dynasmon. Crusadermon turned to Dynasmon.
"Oh, so, you're speaking to me now?", she asked.
"Well, yeah, I'm still getting used to the thought, but aren't we raising the kid?"
"Yeah, but Omegamon lives with us, remember. We can't just keep him from his son." Dynasmon looked down at the pure white table. As with all of the rooms, the everything in it was white. The Knights customized their personal rooms, but the public rooms stayed the same color. Bland, as Magna would call it.
"I know, I know. I- uh probably shouldn't talk to him for a week or two." Just then, Omegamon walked in. Then, he stopped at the refrigerator. Magna walked in looking for something to eat.
"Hey hey, all, how's it- oh, sorry, family time.", he said. With that, he scurried off, afraid of what Dynasmon would do to him if he stayed. The Mon was a berserker when angered, and Omegamon had certainly given cause for Dynas's rage.
"Um, hello, Dynasmon.", tried Omegamon. It did not work.
"You slept with my girlfriend.", he coldy replied.
"Right, uh-" Suddenly, he was tackled. The two began going at it. They were rolling, flying, and blasting their way through the complex. Crusadermon stood up and called Imperialdramon Paladin Mode.
"Paladin! Omega and Dynas are fighting.", she told him.
"Yes, Craniamon's little computer, Yggdrasil informed as such.", he replied.(Author's Note: for reference, Paladin sounds like Sean Connery, Omegamon sounds like Kevin Conroy the voice of Batman in Justice League, Crusadermon sounds like Natalie Portman, Dynasmon sounds like Phil Lamarr, the voice of the Green lantern in Justice League, Magna sounds like Nolan North's voice for Nathan Drake, the rest will come up as I think of them)
"And, what are you going to do about it?", asked Crusadermon annoyedly.
"Let them be. They need to get this out of their system for the good of the team."
"Paladin, they're going to kill each other."
"I doubt Dynasmon or Omegamon is a cold-blooded murderer", said the Grand Old Man of the Knights.
"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any chances." She closed the Data Linx and began running to get them

[Nene]

I don't know why you dislike my stories, when yours lack details as well. You writing style is similar to mine. So stop being a HYPOCRITE.

[Magnamon]

no it's not our writing styles are completely different

[Talmon]

Don't make me remove this *fist shake* Are these the same two chapters I've already read or new ones, I don't have time to check, sorry but if they are new i'll post again with my thoughts Nene you have similar styles but Magna's in this one is script format which is why it's different to yours which is a story format.

[Magnamon]

you've read all three of these chapters I just needed to put it up for the new chappy I'm working on

[Talmon]

Oki's, I'll be eagerly awaiting. (sorry I couldn't count T.T)

[Magnamon]

yeah yeah